party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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