Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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