you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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