well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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