I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The feeling are messing with the penis
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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