1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
