Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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