Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Every concussion has its silver lining
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Pooping to opera.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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