If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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