so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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