in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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