Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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