good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just high enough for therapy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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