Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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