Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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