i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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