I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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