so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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