my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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