so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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