Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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