Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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