i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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