Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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