Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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