So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We are two peas in an std pod
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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