would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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