sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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