UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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