Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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