id be glad to
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
