We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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