So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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