Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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