therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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