What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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