he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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