Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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