summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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