In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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