i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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