i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I enjoy the company of your penis
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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