Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Im part way to drunk.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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