Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
