Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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