But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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