this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she pinky promised me she was 18
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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