whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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