tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
