By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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