Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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