Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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