Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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